Best 2014 Happy Mothers Day Sayings Quotes Wishes Messages

Best 2014 Happy Mothers Day Sayings Quotes Wishes Messages

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Happy Mothers Day 2014 is a very enthusiastic, upcoming and thrilling day. Happy Mothers Day 2014 is celebrated worldwide across the globe. Only few days are remaining to the coming Mothers Day 2014 which on 11th of May this time. Here the best cute sweet short Happy Mother’s Day Sayings and quotes collection. Share and express your feelings with your mothers, daughter, son. We have also funny mothers day sayings and quotes.

 

1)
Here’s wishing you a Mother’s Day
That’s filled with every pleasure,
And a future that’s as happy
As the memories you treasure!

 

2)
Mother’s Day…
a time for warm thoughts
and fond memories,
for expressing
the feelings and words
that often go unspoken,
for letting
those special people
in our lives know
that they are loved
and appreciated -
always.

 

3)
The heart of a home is a mother
Whose love is warm and true,
And home has always been “sweet home”
With a wonderful mother like you!

 

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4)
Just one little wish for you, Mom,
But it’s loving and happy and true-
It’s a wish that the nicest and best things
Will always keep coming to you!

 

5)
Sending this, Mom, especially to say
Wishing you a happy
And wonderful day…
And to tell you this day will always be one
For remembering the many
Sweet things you have done!

 

6)
You wash my prints from walls and doors,
For I am not careful where I play.
But here is a print you’ll want to keep.
It’s made for you this Mother’s Day.

 

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7)
I’m glad I’ve got you for a mother…
…some stranger wouldn’t have
put up with me this long.

Happy Mother’s Day

 

8)
Mom, you know you’re more than welcome
to come over to my place for dinner,
but there’s one little problem…
…all the food I have needs to be cooked.

Happy Mother’s Day

 

9)
A mother deserves her children’s
full attention on Mother’s Day!
Have you thought about
standing in front of the TV screen?

Happy Mother’s Day

 

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10)
I want to thank you, Mother,
for your patience…
your encouragement…
your strength…
your generosity…
your unswerving love…
and for those six little words
that helped me through
so many trying times…
“…because I said so, that’s why!”

Happy Mother’s Day

 

11)
Wishing you
all the love
and happiness
you so richly deserve!

Happy Mother’s Day

 

12)
I got all my good qualities
from you Mom.
Isn’t it lucky you had more
than enough for both of us?

Happy Mother’s Day

 

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13)
For all the
loving things you are
and caring things you do,
we’re sending you
this special wish-
multiplied by two!

Have a Beautiful Day

 

14)
May all the love
you give to others
come back to you
on this special day.

Have a Wonderful Mother’s Day

 

15)
Wishing you songbirds
to welcome each morning,
Wishing you flowers
to brighten each spring,
Wishing you laughter,
and sharing and caring,
And all of the joy
that each new day
can bring!

Happy Mother’s Day

 

16)
Happy Mother’s Day
to a mom who should have been
an air traffic controller…
…I was grounded so often!

 

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17)
Remembering you
on Mother’s Day
is one of my
favourite things to do!

Have a Beautiful Day

 

18)
Mom…
who never sends you
out into the cruel world…
…without first wrapping you up
in the warmth of her love.

Happy Mother’s Day

 

19)
There is no blessing
quite so dear…
as a mom like you
to love year after year.

Happy Mother’s Day

 

20)
Mom, if it weren’t for you,
I wouldn’t have the sense
to come in out of the rain.
Of course, I also wouldn’t have
this inordinate fear of
catching pneumonia either!

Happy Mother’s Day

Best Funny Mothers Day Sayings Quotes Messages Sms

Best Funny Mothers Day Sayings Quotes Messages Sms Jokes

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1)
“You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can’t Fool Mom.” – Captain Penny

 

2)
“Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.” – Anonymous

 

3)
“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” ~ Mark Twain

 

4)
“Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.” – Oprah Winfrey

 

5)
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle

 

6)
“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.” – Kin Hubbard

 

7)
“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” – Red Buttons

 

8)
“Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.” – Mildred B. Vermont

 

9)
“It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.” – Barbara Kingsolver

 

10)
“Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.” – Anonymous

 

11)
“My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.” – Bob Monkhouse

 

12)
“On Mother’s Day I have written a poem for you. In the interest of poetic economy and truth, I have succeeded in concentrating my deepest feelings and beliefs into two perfectly crafted lines: You’re my mother, I would have no other!” – Forest Houtenschil

 

13)
“Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.” – Anonymous

 

14)
“Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.” – Lionel Kauffman

 

15)
“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.” – Aristotle

 

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